Flash Intellectual Quiz

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A masochist walks up to a sadist and says 'punch me in the face'. The sadist says 'no'.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary code and those who don't.

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. The woman gets a bottle of liquor and tells the man that they should drink to their good fortune for surviving, the man nods his head in agreement and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’ The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…

After becoming sick a man promised to pay the doctor if he recovered. When his wife nagged at the man for drinking he asked her 'do you want pay the doctor?'

When a young man was told 'Your beard is now coming in'; he went to the rear-door and waited for it. Then his friend laughed at him and said 'it may be coming in the front door'

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