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Fortune Teller

Fortune Teller, Knows All, Tells All

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Why did the fortune teller quit? There was no future in it.

A potential client asks "Five dollars for one question, that's very expensive, isn't it?"
The fortune teller replies "I don't think so, will you pay now or do you want to start a tab?"

Be a fortune teller by asking someonet sit on the floor. If the sit down then say, "You want to know your past, present, and future?" "Yes," the client will say. "Your past is that you sat on the floor, your present is you are sitting there now, and your future is you will have to get up again."

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died. (Steven Wright)

A client visited a psychic and the tarot reader delivered the bad news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the client stared at the fortune teller and took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know and asked "Will I get away with it?"

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