I believe that male etiquette is not an oxymoron. All people are capable of casting off the chains that bind us. And if for some reason you love your dirty little cave too much we have the perfect insult just for you.

Here at Mind Your Own Business we believe you should wait to judge someone until after you have smelled their socks. Only then do you truly have the right to say eeewwww! Or if in some other less invasive way you learn your dealing with a cave dwelling, neanderthal.

Our mission at Mind Your Own Business is to tell a joke, provide you with a new look (sometimes satirically) at the grim bits and pieces of Americana and to make fun of Yo mama's.